There is a great war of Mobile Jokes between 3groups for last 1year. The Group were Santa-Banta , C.I.D and Great Rajinikanth . After the war the winner was Rajinikanth. There are millions of fans of Rajinikanth . This Page contains almost all the Famous Jokes of Rajinikanth. This page is for the fans and by the fans solely created for light entertainment & laughter.

Idea for this page was of  one of my Best Friend Sisir Naik. He is one of the greatest fan of Rajinikanth Jokes.  The list of Jokes listed below is the Collection of messeges in his mobile for a year long. This page will be updated regularly whenever we collect new messages.

Before Starting Any Jokes lets Prey Rajinikanth Challisa -

||RAJNIKANTH CHALLISA ||

|| YADA YADA HI DHARMASYAGLANIR BHAVATI BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD ||

||ABHYUTTHANAM ADHARMASYATADATMANAM RAJNIKANTHAM ||

BHAWARTH: JAB AB JAB BOLLYWOOD/TOLLYWOOD PE PAAP BAREGAJAB JAB LOG ADHARM KE RASSTE PAR CHALEGATAB TAB PARAM SHRI “RAJNIKANTH JI” WILL COME IN THE SCENE (IN SOME FORM OR OTHER.LIKE ROBOT AND SHIVAJI ) or INCARNATE HIMSELF

Lets Start the Ultimate Collection of the jokes collected be Great Sisir naik.

Editors Best Pick- “You wont believe this… I bet .R- Robin Brown. A- Andy Philip. J- Jakob Murphy .N- Norman Grace. I- Ian Kepling . u know these guys? these are the names of navy seals STF officers who killed Bin Laden!”

  1. When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
  2. Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury……
  3. Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
  4. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as
  5. Guiness book of world records….
  6. WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S
  7. MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!
  8. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
  9. Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What
  10. Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
  11. Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. gmail@rajnikant.com
  12. Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
  13. Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters  arrive in India!
  14. Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college. He chose science,arts and commerce!
  15. CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT  APTITUDE TEST.
  16. Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
  17. A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
  18. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
  19. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
  20. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
  21. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  22. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  23. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  24. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
  25. Once upon a time Dinosaurs borrowed money from RAJNIKANT and dint pay him back.That was the last day when anyone saw Dinosaurs.
  26. Once Rajnikant raced with time.Result?Time is still Running.
  27. When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std. some1 stole his rough note & Now they call it as Wikipedia!
  28. ONCE RAJNI TAUGHT A KID HOW TO PLAY Counter Strike NOW HE IS NOW KNOWN AS OSAMA BIN LADEN.
  29. Rajnikanth  joined cid. Guess what happened?? Rajnikanth found the criminal before the crime.
  30. EK BAAR RAJNIKANT NE EK BACCHE KO KIS KAR LEYA AAJ VO BACCHA IMRAN HASMI KEHLATA HAI.
  31. Rajnikant mom- beta rajni ye solar heater pani garam nhi kr raha kuch kar. rajnikanta :- yanna rascala tum ruko maa mein suraj ko thik karke
  32. Rajnikant got selected in Roadies. next day during voteout.Rajnikant: I m sorry Raghu. apka safar yhi khatam hota hai. aata hu.
  33. A farmer instead of scarecrow kept a photo of rajnikant in his field.u know wht happened-birds takes the grain back taken last year!
  34. Once Rajnikant was traveling on a train suddenly he saw a dark black boy. Rkant said ‘ae kon” after that the boy is known as popular singer AKON.
  35. once rajnikant sufferer from loose motion and now his loose motion known as RAJNIGANDHA.
  36. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  37. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  38. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
  39. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
  40. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
  41. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  42. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
  43. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
  44. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
  45. Rajnikanth can make any lady pregnant via Bluetooth…
  46. Scientific community’s question “Which liquid turns solid on heating?” , answered by Rajnikanth – DOSA
  47. Obama request to INDIA: plz u take all power of America against of  RAJNIKANT……..(America want to adopt RAJNIKANT)
  48. Indian Space Research Organization ISRO…. closed up……Why Coz Rajinikant  took all the Rockets for Diwali…
  49. WORLD famous SUPER HEROES like he man, super man, spider man,bat man etc. get’s coaching on RAJNI home.
  50. Rajni can run bycycle without tyres at the speed of 10000 km/milli second.
  51. one girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth found and return it to her.
  52. Once press ask Rajni sir you dont felt angry when u read jokes about you, Rajni smile and replied=Do you think that are jokes.
  53. once in space , rajini encountered a black hole , and the hole vanished.
  54. Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl.Till date she is stuck.We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.
  55. What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!
  56. Rajni once slept with a truck ,it is now called optimus prime.
  57. Recently,China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was having hukkah in india.
  58. Mutated spider bit Peter Parker, he became SPIDERMAN. Mutated spider bit. Rajanikanth, spider became SPIDERKANTH.
  59. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google. It doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  60. Good news 4 all: No more Tsunamis will ocur on India 4m now on bcoz. Rajnikanth stopped washing his LUNGI in Indian Ocean…
  61. Once hanumanji were caught reading .rajnikanth chalisa.
  62. Once a mosquito bitten rajnikanth so guess waht happened? Mosquito suffered from dengue.
  63. Once rajnikant was playing cricket in monsoon. Rain stopped due to play.
  64. Sardar asked Rajnikant:If Black is A Color & White Is Also A Colorthen why Black & White TV Is Not A Color TV? Rajnikant Shocked, Sardar Rocked.
  65. East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajnikanth was supposed to be born in 1948.
  66. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on.. he turns the dark off.
  67. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
  68. Rajnikanth once told a lady – “Tu stage pe jake gaa”. That lady is known as lady gaga.
  69. When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!
  70. Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
  71. Once Rajnikanth got so excited and he yelled loudly “Yaaaahoo” now it is known as Yahoo.com
  72. Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya.. To Kya..? Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..
  73. This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity: Stop forwarding jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
  74. Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
  75. When Graham Bell invented telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
  76. Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano? Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram. Don`t mess with Rajni!
  77. Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`.
  78. Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?  A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
  79. Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
  80. Headlines of Today: Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye. Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!
  81. The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
  82. I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer. I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
  83. Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north. A:Because Rajnikant is in south.
  84. The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
  85. Ram and Ravan seriously yudh kar rahe the ki Achanak!  Ravan: Chal bye. Ram: Kyu!!??.. Ravan: Nahi yaar, Bye. Ram: Abey par hua kya?!.Ravan : Piche dekh!. Rajnikant!!!
  86. RAJNIKANTH purchased a 40×40 acre land with 4 wells at each corner of that square site. Guess y? Simple. TO PLAY CARROM….
  87. Once a mosquito bitten rajni so guess waht happened???….. Mosquito suffered from dengue.
  88. When ranjnikanth is Driving Car on the road , all signal’s on road get automatic Green for him , and Red for all other’s.
  89. GABAR Say’s: Kitne ADMI Thai . Kaliya Say’s: “Rajnikant” Sarkar. GABAR left Ramgad with his army..
  90. bill getes: mera ghar itna bada hai ki ander local train chalti hai. rajnikanth: mera ghar itna bada hai ki ghar me call karne k leya kone me chale jao to roaming lagta hai.
  91. Rajnikant was born on 30th february. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else.
  92. Once upon a time Rajanikanth used tooth powder 2 get strong teeth. 2day that powder is known as Ambuja Cements
  93. The death of Micheal jackson is revealed. The day before he died He saw Rajanikanths Dance And he got shocked. Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”.
  94. Rajnikanth’s dog house has a signboard on it saying. “Beware of Rajnikant!!”
  95. Once RAJNIKANTH was crossing a highway when suddenly a 32 wheeler lorry banged against him with full force! .and the conclusion . We all now know that lorry as. ” TATA NANO ”
  96. Once while sleeping rajni was uttering some numbers. The collection, today is known as log table.
  97. Once a Rajni’s photo was placed for Xerox: Guess What Happened? We Had 2 XEROX MACHINES.
  98. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding. while walking.
  99. Amitab bachhan, sharuk khan, amir khan, hritik roshan, salman khan are the back benchers of rajnikanth acting classes.
  100. PRINCIPAL: What do u want 2 become in future.? STUDENT: After studyin MBBS, …I want to join Police force and get a good job in a good software company and work as lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an actor…?! PRINCIPAL: Hey, What’s ur name..? STUDENT: Rajnikant..?!
  101. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai. Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
  102. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.
  103. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.
  104. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.
  105. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
  106. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai. Rajni: ok. Next day. Gf: Hey. where the hell is My Shadow????
  107. Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash.
  108. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  109. Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants , 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo . Why? To Play chess!!!!!!
  110. Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!
  111. Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!.
  112. Prachiin Kaal Me Bhagwan Aur Rajnikanth Ki Ladai Hui . Result . Bhagwan Upar Hai
  113. oNce EMINEM nD RAJNIKANT Get faCe To facE. emInem sAId:- I am nT afRaID oF YOu . RAJNI saID –  I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE.
  114. Ek bar Rajinikant ne ek adami ko go to hell kaha aaj vo aadami “YAMRAJ” ke naam se jana jata he..!!!
  115. RAJNIKANTH ne 100 metre race me participate kiya of course,”rajnikanth came first, but seeing this,EINSTEIN died B’coz ‘LIGHT CAME SECOND’
  116. Galileo used lamp 2 study. Graham bell used candle 2study. Shakspeare studied in street light. But, Do u know about RAJANIKANT ? only agarbatti.
  117. Once rajnikant gone 4 mrng walk in da afternoon police arrested him. Coz he reached US without visa..
  118. once rajnikanth was smoking a cigret ,the cigret got lung cancer
  119. once rajni ate paan n spit on a building … that building is known as Red Fort today.
  120. Jupiter is non other than a stone from Rajanikant’s catapult thrown to kill a mosquito buzzing out of his window.
  121. You wont believe this… I bet .R- Robin Brown. A- Andy Philip. J- Jakob Murphy .N- Norman Grace. I- Ian Kepling . u know these guys? these are the names of navy seals STF officers who killed Bin Laden!
  122. Once rajnikant broke a tap and water started flowing that flowing water is called nigara water falls.
  123. 1 baar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di NASA k officers khus ho gye- Ye,LIFE ON MOON, LIFE ON MOON Baad Me pata chala, RAJNIKANT patang udda rha tha!!!
  124. Mutated spider bit Peter Parker, he became SPIDERMAN. Mutated spider bit Rajanikanth,. spider became SPIDERKANTH
  125. Laughing Budha kise kehte hai? Laughing Budha wo Mota Aadmi hai, Jise Rajnikant ne Bachpan mai Chutkula sunaya BECHARA AJ TAK HAS raha hai.
  126. Once Rajnikanth dropped a coin from his balcony . He went down to pick the coin. But it was not there. hmm..  He reached there before the coin..
  127. The great wall of china was originally created to keep rajinikanth out. They didnt knew that rajinikanth can walk through walls.
  128. Rajinikanth can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
  129. Rajinikanth wanted to organize a small show for his family, friends and thats how Commonwealth Games Came to India.
  130. Rajini had to make  24 runs in just one ball remaining. He hits the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4pieces and he got 4sixes.
  131. Rajnikant purchases two NANO cars for…  Skating.
  132. Rajnikanth has filed a patent violation suit against Ajay Devgan for copying his style in the movie `Singham`.
  133. The Hindi cinema got international stature after Rajnikanth agreed to act in a few Bollywood movies.
  134. Rajnikanth does not need a mobile phone as he travels faster than air waves.
  135. Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher’s Day.
  136. The apple that fell on Newton was thrown by Rajnikanth.
  137. Only Rajniknath knows that what came first, the egg or the hen!
  138. You won’t need to charge your mobile if you have Rajnikanth jokes in it.
  139. Rajnikanth stared at the sun for hours, the sun blinked by setting.
  140. Rajnikanth can finish Mario brothers without using the jump button.
  141. Rajnikanth doesn`t shave. He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
  142. Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
  143. Once Rajnikanth was playing dhol at Ganpati Visarjan. An Alien landed from a nearby Galaxy & requested:
    “bhaina mora kali xam achhi tikt dhire bajantu” (Bro, I have exams 2morow, plz play it slowly)

 

 

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